Dislikes

I Dislike

  1. Politicians who assume that because I voted for them at the last election, I like ALL their policies.  These people are arrogant fuckers who need their ears pinned to a 200 watt speaker and let everyone who has a gripe with them, shout as loud as possible and tell them so.
  2. Idiots that drive in the centre lane of the motorway at a steady 56mph, even though there is nothing to overtake in the inside lane.  People driving like this are endangering others by causing them to move into a faster lane in order to pass them.  Take their Licences from them and make them ride bikes (that'll make use of the cycle lanes that are rarely used.)
  3. B & Q checkout queues.  B & Q have a special formula for working out if it is busy enough to open more checkouts …………….The number of open checkouts is inversely proportional to the size of the queue….in other words the bigger the queue, the less checkouts will be open.
  4. Smartassed fuckers who form an opinion of you without even knowing you…...they would make good polititians of the type mentioned in 1 (see above) and deserve the same fate.
  5. Snobs
  6. "Pioneer man"……..wankers like the one I saw yesterday.  He was driving  a FIAT UNO TURBO (for fuck's sake) with "PIONEER" emblazoned along the top of the windscreen.  Pick me off the floor before I die laughing!!!!

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