One beautiful sunny morning, while on holiday in Blackpool, I decided to take a leisurely stroll down to the Promenade, hire a deckchair and have a relaxing read at the morning paper.  So, off I go down to the seafront, stopping by on the way at the newsagent to buy a copy of the "Daily Mirror".

On arrival at the prom, I hire my deckchair and position it for the optimum sunshine.  I was just getting comfortable when this guy cam up to me, along with his wife.

He had khaki shorts on with a string vest,  flip-flops and, on his head was a hanky, knotted in all four corners.  His wife had one of those 50's style floral dresses and had a "kiss-me-quick" hat on her head.  Both were holding ice cream cones which were beginning to melt in the heat of the day.

"You are Chalky White and I hereby claim my £50 prize"
He said to me with great delight and waving a newspaper in my face.

"Sorry?" I said, looking at him questioningly.

"You are Chalky White and I hereby claim my £50 prize"
He repeated with gusto.

"Sorry pal, I don't know what you're on about...so fuck off and leave me alone." I retorted, getting a bit annoyed at having my enjoyment curtailed.

" You know what I'm talking about…….so don't speak to me like that" he growled.

"You stop tryin' to get out of paying him wot's owed" said his wife objectionably.

" What're you two morons on about" I said, getting very agitated.

"It's in here…….page 24" said the man, opening his paper.

I opened my paper at the same page, and, I couldn't believe it.  There was a picture of a man who was my double and who was apparently called 'Chalky White'.  Underneath the picture was the following story….